I used to be witty!!!
It used to be that when someone made a statement I could find a witty or comical retort. Not anymore. . . the 6th graders have taken it from me. My new brand of wit involves adding "YO MAMA" to a statement and repeating. ie. "Mrs. Cain I need a drink." My reponse, "Yo Mama needs a drink." Summer is coming!!!!

4 Comments:
At 9:52 PM,
Carrot Jello said…
Hey, are you hoarding my comments somewhere? I made a comment, now it's gone. It was a pretty darn witty one too. Too bad you missed it. You missed my call the other day too.
At 5:49 PM,
Carrot Jello said…
I have ants in my bathroom. It's only March. Just thought you should know.
At 7:13 AM,
Carrot Jello said…
I KNOW you're out of school. Where are you??
At 8:15 AM,
RoeH said…
Working at an elementary school for a long taught many witty comebacks. And a few I don't think I'd be able to use in this...a public and g-rated forum. One of my favorits was the Yo Mama. I wish they had had blogs when I did that for all those years.
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